Sound the trumpets, wave the flags, and find the lube! I have finally, fucking finally finished this book. *woohoo!! happy dance!* It was great--back in May when I started it. Then it was ok and then, well, *yawn* But, I'm on…

Holy shit, 7am is EARLY on a Sunday!! To hell with all you morning people that say otherwise. The flippin' sun wasn't awake yet! And to top it off, what was I greeted by when I walked…