There seems to be a lot of depressed people on the web the last few days. Many of blogs I’m visiting contain people who are finding themselves in a funk. I’ve always found the idea of group consciousness interesting. Are our minds/bodys tuning into something together? (I DID notice a big moon tonight. Is it waxing or waining?) When I think of stuff like this, it always reminds me of one of my favorite movies: Mindwalk I’m feeling a vague sense of ennui myself. So it should be a pretty short blog tonight. Hey! Who was it? I distinctly heard a *whew*
I know this is kinda old but maybe this will cheer up a few people.
Ten Things That Would Be Different If The 12 Apostles Had Been Gay:
- The Last Supper would have been brunch.
- The Beatitudes would start, “Fabulous are they…”
- Jesus’ triumphant entry into Jerusalem screams for a production number, with ostrich feathers, palm fronds, and a large oyster shell instead of just a donkey.
- The water at the wedding feast of Canaan would not have been changed to wine, but extra dry Bombay Sapphire martinis with a touch of Curacao for color.
- The temple would not only have been cleansed of moneychangers, but redecorated as well.
- Mary’s hair would have been Flawless.
- The Gospels would be Mathew, Mark, Lance, and Bruce.
- Priests would have torrid affairs with altar boys… wait….never mind.
- Jesus would never wear white after Labor Day.
- The Sermon on the Mount would have been a musical.
With that, I think it’s best to leave you laughing. Hopefully, you’re laughing. You’re laughing aren’t you? Hello?
I’m getting a lot of encouraging feedback on this site and I really appreciate it. Reaaaly I do… Please keep it coming.
P.S. I’ve upgraded my membership here at blogspot so I now have space to put pictures. Now I have a good use for that digital camera of mine. Only problem is I suck at taking photos. (No, I mean REALLY SUCK!) Oh well…
