I always thought I'd want an implantable chip embedded in me when they were ready. But hmm, seems kinda silly now. Um, hello, a monthly fee for it? Uh, for the rest of my life? And what happens when…

The Bible contains 7 admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision! You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes.…

There seems to be a lot of depressed people on the web the last few days. Many of blogs I'm visiting contain people who are finding themselves in a funk. I've always found the idea of group…

Sit back and take a spin around my site. (This is the address for the old site : http://pianoforte.blogspot.com/) The invitations have been sent, everything's all clean, the candles are lit, the music is thumpin', and the…