Bernard

Journal

Earlier writing

30 October 2002

Wednesday, October 30, 2002

Awwww, poor Liza. It didn’t sound like it was going to be that good anyway. I need to remember to ask for a copy of this album. I

29 October 2002

Tuesday, October 29, 2002

Mmmmm…sushi. Was too lazy to cook tonight (and stayed at work later than I planned–gabbing) so I picked up some tuna and salmon on the way home. Experienced

28 October 2002

monday, october 28, 2002

So apparently I need an “about” page. *sheesh* I wouldn’t know where to begin. I really keep things close to my sleeve you know. Besides, where would I

26 October 2002

Saturday, October 26, 2002

Had a shitty half-a-day yesterday. Was really pissed off when I got home last night. I’m dying to know how much banks make in overdraft fees in a

25 October 2002

Friday, October 25, 2002

I always thought I’d want an implantable chip embedded in me when they were ready. But hmm, seems kinda silly now. Um, hello, a monthly fee for it?

24 October 2002

Thoughts for the day

The Bible contains 7 admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals. It’s just that they need more supervision! You

23 October 2002

Ten Things That Would Be Different If The 12 Apostles Had Been Gay

There seems to be a lot of depressed people on the web the last few days. Many of blogs I’m visiting contain people who are finding themselves in

21 October 2002

Welcome to the GRAND OPENING!

Sit back and take a spin around my site. (This is the address for the old site : http://pianoforte.blogspot.com/) The invitations have been sent, everything’s all clean, the

20 October 2002

Sound the trumpets, wave the flags, and find the lube!

Sound the trumpets, wave the flags, and find the lube! I have finally, fucking finally finished this book. *woohoo!! happy dance!* It was great–back in May when I